Sieze The Day
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Facebook on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/110937948/via/simona_prihodova
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My EBOLAcalypse Survival Guide

melissa-juliette:

What with all this hysteria surrounding Ebola, in addition to my crippling hypochondria and relentless obsession with zombie movies, I’ve decided to stop breathing into this very comforting paper bag of mine and formulate a realistic, executable plan for when the world inevitably experiences what…

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gaywrites:

Today I learned that there’s a more elaborate version of the classic Genderbread Person! I’m super late to the party, but wanted to pass it on in case anybody else missed it the first time around. Silly me. (via It’s Pronounced Metrosexual)
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I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day. Unknown  (via exoticwild)
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sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
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I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline. e.b. (via angelicpanic)
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missymalice:

i have no patience for anyone who brands themself a feminist and does not respect a woman’s personal choices in terms of clothing, gender expression, etc.

if you find things like shaving to be tiresome, by all means, don’t shave, but if you start acting like any woman who picks up a razor blade is so brainwashed by the patriarchy she’s incapable of making her own grooming decisions, you can take your condescending bullshit elsewhere.

THANK YOU.

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