Sieze The Day
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cobie-smulders nothinglessbutgoodvibes
luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……
king-of-the-casuals justamalenkybit
effstonemm nothinglessbutgoodvibes
thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^

It’s things like this that make me want to purge. And by purge, I mean burn it to the ground.
literatureismyutopia nothinglessbutgoodvibes

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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chidoree dead-daisies-in-my-mind

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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yffud heyitsjanesdiary
o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
waltandmickey onessmokin

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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edmbreeze:

i want a friend, that would be up for a drive at 4am through the city when it’s empty and quiet. someone who would take pictures with me, walk the beach shore at 5am when it’s foggy, cloudy and cold. most important, someone who wouldn’t mind just cruising and exploring new places for all kinds of awesome adventures. 

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edmbreeze childhoodgames

princess-mint:

taromilkteaa:

adreamingdemigod:

mapleglowsticks:

dayandnightitsjustlife:

peppermintsam:

spoken-not-written:

i think it’s a good skill being able to go from

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hi i like to cuddle and watch disney

to

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hi i like sex wanna make out

hi, I like your face

We all like your face

We REALLY like your face

We REALLY REALLY like your face.

UR ATTRACTIVE

PETER PAN ATTRACTIVE

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spoken-not-written musicislove321
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futomato diamondz-and-rust

My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
fuckyeahviralpics broadway-paramore
  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
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sneakyfeets im-a-ray-of-fucking-sunshine
Reblog if you have ever been called:

Fat
Ugly
whore
Slut
Cunt
Freak
Nasty
Weird
Emo
Cutter
Stupid
Worthless

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suicide-is-my-dream alliwantiscakeandanap

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